Dream Lover
My
dearest
dream lover I do need you so
I'll
always be yours so don't let me go,
I will
love you forever that I cannot deny
Committed
only to you, till the day that I die!
...m00n...
1986
Truly
a beautiful woman and a
Friend
from the United States
Summer
Summer
skies painted with cotton wool clouds of rain
Makes
my mood change, no season ever the same,
As
one
expects the sunshine to tan the fairest skin
And
children to play ball games or in the pool swim,
Droplets
strike the highway! Without grace or any respect
April
showers in June, Par for the course I recollect,
Between
storms humans scurry about their domain
Sodden
clothes clinging to their whole body frame,
Moods
change with trepidation as sun shows his face
To dry
up worries and give *m00n* pride of place
...m00n...
1974
I don't wanna be nice!
Fast
pointing fingers...
Flashing
expert eyes...
Same
old how do you do's,
Disgust
is my dumb disguise
I
wanna
word with you!!
These
problems never end
Your
mouth needs no exercise.
The
last thing I need is another friend
I
don't
wanna be nice,
I
reckon
it's clever to swear!
Better
take some good advice
Or
better
look elsewhere.
Your
face is an obvious case!
You
shouldn't put it about
This
ain't the time or place
To
sort
these matters out,
What
you see is all you get
You
only live twice!! And...
I
don't
wanna be nice!
...m00n...
June71
m00n
sees all the world and smiles at you! too...
Ladies & Flatulence!
Ladies
flatulence is a volcanic eruption
It
leaves
the island of bum...
It
thunders
down trousers leg canyon
But
leaves as a methodical hum...
...m00n...
Men Fart!
Men
fart
with a ball of compressed air,
It
leaves
their ass with ease,
It
warms
the bed on winters nights,
As it
suffocates the fleas...
...m00n...
It
seems
suitable this gentleman is placed here?
This
is the formidable and inflatable
He is
another friend of mine who means a lot to me
I am
hoping one day to be able to compare myself to him
I
would
surely be happy to be gifted with such qualities as he
we
have
met and made friends from what we have endured in our lives.
He has
an incredible sense of humour
Hey!
no, no way, I do not look like him no way! ok No Way!
U nut
m00n!
Life
is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
Fleas
Hey
,
I reckon I got'a flea?
It'chin
up me bum,
I
tried
to get it with my finger
I
tried
to get it with my thumb,
Flea's
they are disgraceful
They
make you wann'a scratch,
If you
leave them a week or two
Millions
of 'em hatch,
They
rotten little blighter's
They
eat you all away,
No
matter
how you try
Kill
'em No way!
They
lurk in crack or crevice
Nuthin
else can compare,
Some
found in pants and trousers and...
They
lu'v it in your hair,
You
go to the store to buy a comb
A
waste
of time you see...
As
soon
as you think you have 'em all
Another
one falls out on ye'r knee,
The
lousy little thingy bobs
I even
see 'em in my dreams,
And
when I awake I can't find 'em
Funny
how it seems?
And
it was no consolation when the Doc'
Tells
me it's all a 'figment of imagination'.
...m00n...
Ok
stare
at the centre dots in this next picture for 30 seconds
close
your eyes look up with eyes still shut and what do you
see
in the circle of light?
if
you
cannot see the picture with your eyes shut ,
then
try blinking then rapidly looking away from anything bright
Tom Ato
Oh,
to
be Tomato the red
Ripening
on my truss...
I glow
so red in colour
Just
like a transport bus,
The
greenhouse is my home
The
garden is my food,
I have
no self-control
Others
make my moods.
However
one thing I resent!
I
loathe
it oh, so much
When
some folk come to buy
Yet
all they do is touch...
They
squeeze my skin with dirty hands
I sure
am not amused,
It
makes
my body go real soft
And
my skin it gets all bruised.
Oh,
to
be Tomato the red
With
a body full of seed,
How
I wish you humans
Would
mind how you squeeze!
So
STOP!,
Listen
help me with my health
Don't
touch!
Keep
your dirty hands to your self.
...m00n...
1972
Elizabeth my friend from
Colonial
Heights Usa
Pumpkin!
I'm
a
little angel put to bed to sleep
I'm
told it replaces energy, I reckon it's co.'s it's cheap!
Mother
calls me 'Pumpkin' Father, no option but agree
I
think
that's very silly, calling that to a boy like me.
A
boy
of six feet seven, 280lbs in weight
'Pumpkin'
what a word, it's one I've grown to hate,
But
when I visit parents with a woman at my side
If
they
speak of such a word I will have to go and hide!
Why
do
they never realize? I rebel against this plight
By
sneaking
out the window in the middle of the night,
Maybe
I will rob or pillage, all fun while they asleep
Dangerous
sort of behaviour huh! But it's really sweet!
So
I
am leaving home forever to live life to the full
I'm
sick of childish behaviour, My gosh it is so dull,
To
live
a life of reality, and see whom I really am!
Never,
again to be 'Pumpkin'. Just to be a Man!
...m00n...
1967
Mr. Nobody
Whenever
you ask
A
friend
a favour to do,
They
never seem to help out you,
Not
you!, nor you!, nor you!
But
Mr.
Nobody he is there
Though
never to understand
He
just
sits and gapes in silence
And
never lends a hand.
.m00n...
Age
is
a very high price to pay for maturity.
TaipannapiaT
Dib.. Dib.. Dob... Dob...
I
know
this old guy called Gordon
He
lives
in Cheshire ... that's Uk!
He
looks
fetching in his uniform
And
no... he is not Gay!
But
takes
all in to his challenge
Teaching
kids in all that's good
To
upload
love and respectfulness
In a
way only Gordon could
One
day
as a poor human being
I may
reach to half his place
And
grace myself with honour
To be
classed like him..
Just
'Ace'
###
Men
like Gordon are few and far between
I am
in awe of his talent and
dedication.
..m00n...
Fear of No More
I
have
this fear of being unhappy
I have
this fear o being a bore,
I have
this fear of being depressing
I have
this fear of being no more!
...m00n...
1989
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