m
ntoon
in USA
depicting the month that the United States of America was
Taken by storm...
September
30th 1999
Moon
and his beautiful wife Janita arrive..
At Sanford
Airport Florida
chaos,
disorder, mayhem..
.he,
he, my work has just begun...
##
A husband,
tired of his wife asking him how she looks,
buys
her a full length mirror. This does little to help,
as now
she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at
herself,
asking him how she looks.
One
day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in
front
of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts
are
too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up
with
a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then
every
day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between
your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing
to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of
toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between
her breasts.
"How
long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger
over
a period of years," he replies.
The
wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of
toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts
grow over the years?"
The
husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass,
didn't
it?"
He
lived, and, with a great deal of therapy, he might even
walk
again
love
m00n xx
Then
the trip some 1000 miles to Atlanta and
on to Memphis m00n
meets Andy and Sparkle
Oops!
sorry this is a the wrong picture of two men
but
it symbolizes the weird and wonderful
street
scenes in this strange land he, he.
Sparkle
showed us not all Americans ride horses????
but
here
is
An uplifting story for female intelligence ...
Once
upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess
came across a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,
"I was
once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
One
kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we
can
marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can
prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy
doing
so."
That
night, as the princess dined on frog legs in garlic butter, she
laughed
to herself and thought, "I don't flaming think so.
anotherm00nystorey
he.. he..
My idea
of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Our friend Jenny eating my favourite 'corn dogs'
in the
mall in Memphis
during the stay in Arkansas, typical Usa emerged
A typical
Street in Jonesboro Arkansas.
Shopping without Wall mart not in Usa you don't..
And..
Guess What I Am
This
is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long
The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
Always
found hung! dangling loosely ready for instant action.
It boast
a clump of hairs at one end and likes a hole at the other,
When
we use it, it is inserted almost always so... willingly!!!
Sometimes
slowly, sometimes quickly into the moist opening.
When
we thrust it deep inside and draw it outward in, out, in, out
Often
quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone
found listening will recognise the rhythmic pulsing sounds,
Resulting
from the well lubricated movements when we finally withdraw.
There
left behind we recognise the sticky froth that ouses from within you
Some
which needs wiping from the glistening shaft as well as the opening.
After
all is done and the flowing cleansing liquid has ceased emantiating
It is
returned to its free drooping position in recovery ready for next time
Always
it needs rest to build itself in great readiness for the next session
It is
usual for the orgasmic action to be fulfilled at least twice daily...
It is
not good for us to neglect loving nor caring...What am I ???
m00n
e-mail
me your answer ok
...m00n...
Dining out at a Mc.......
Rumours
would have it here a Jonesboro resident was struck by a rampant
English
mad man. Becoming the recipient of a lingering smacker!!!!!
Lipstick
evidence was apparent
Below m00n
and Andy visit potlickers club...
best side
forward men...
Jonesboro
Arkansas is Usa's poorest state financially. The people there are some
of the worlds finest, The hospitality they show is wonderful and second
to none.
The
President is also from the state too!!! (I know its true) look........
the above
picture is displayed as it was photographed
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Typical
female conversation I picked up in Usa took many formats he, he
such
as..
Don't
ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such
topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
ha, ha, ha!
########
Body painting
is also a big thing is the States too!!
Cool
huh! well it was without the maple!
£1000
or $1600 bets you cannot guess who it is?
The next stage of the epic journey was a move north east toward NewYork
This is
the view approaching New Jersey at 25000 ft
And this is Newark
You may
ask what would anyone visit Newark for ....
Well
here can be found one of the most colourful and funny men in Usa
Mr Joe
Finger
an ex
marine and New York taxi cab driver who now lives with his wife Penni
and
they are soon to be parents.
Hey m00n!
you keep yer Brit hands off me cookies ok!
they have
special ingredients that make us Marines tough..
##
So Joe here
is a good traditional English cake recipe
Is this
how you did it Joe?
read below
he he!
Banana Cake?
Ingredients
2 Laughing
Eyes
2 Loving
Arms
2 Well
Shaped Legs
2 Firm
Milk Containers
1 Fur
Lined Bowl
1 Firm
Banana
Method
1. Look
into laughing eyes
2. Spread
well shaped legs (slowly!)
3. Squeeze
& massage milk containers very gently
until
fur lined
bowl
is well greased (check with middle fingers)
4. Add
firm banana
5. Gently
wax in & out until well creamed
6. As
heat rises, plunge firm banana deep into lined bowl
7. Cover
with nuts
8. Sigh
with relief & leave to soak for 10 minutes
9. Cake
is done when banana is soft
10.
Be sure to wash mixing utensils when done
(licking the bowl clean is not advised if not done within 30 min)
bet you like it
Cya!
m00n.
Penni
and Joe in love sailing off Manhattan
Hoping
m00n falls in before the FBI realize who he is
#####
Hey dude
read this advice ok all prospective parents should...
This is for the NEW Mommy and Daddy
MESS TEST
Smear
peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower
bed and rub on the
walls.
Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and
leave it there a month or two.
TOY TEST
Obtain
a 55 gallon box of Lego. (If Lego is not available, you may substitute
roofing tacks or broken
bottles.)
Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to
walk to the bathroom or
kitchen.
Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).
GROCERY STORE TEST
Borrow
one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you
shop at the grocery
store.
Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
FEEDING TEST
Obtain
a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling
with a stout cord. Start
the
jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops
or Cheerios) into the mouth
of the
jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug
on the floor.
NIGHT TEST
Prepare
by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand.
Soak it
thoroughly
in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM.
Lay down your bag
and
set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song
you have ever heard.
Make
up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00
AM. Get up and make
breakfast.
Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN)
Obtain
a large bean-bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave
it there for 9 months. Now
remove
10% of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN)
Go
to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk
to help himself. Now proceed
to the
nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheque
to be directly deposited to
the
store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL ASSIGNMENT
Find
a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve
their discipline,
patience,
tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest the many
ways they can improve.
Emphasize
to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Or enjoy
this experience. It will
be the
last time you will have all the answers.
THANKS
LADY
m00nbeams
may not be shining in a while huh loll
