Cool Huh!

Walking on the m00n, a mad idea from the Usa but the m00n prefers to ride.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Riding the m00n

Wiggly Worm

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,
"Grandpa, I'll bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't...It's too
wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of
hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight, and stiff as a board
and stuffs it back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray
and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the
little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma.

m00n
 

Romantics and Poets love the city
for me this was the same

Manhattan New York
 
 
 
 
 

A blond GUY joke! for the ladies (bout time)
 

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to
jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef
and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens
his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blond opens his
lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look
at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch".

m00n laugh scores 5
 
 

The Old and New

Roseblossome admires the Old and New York
 
 
 

Rumour has it Liberty is pointing to the m00n
cool huh but in my opinion she is shouting to the City
dwellers'' See you lot, I do shave under my arms''

For the uneducated, the statue was a gift from the french
and the ladies there traditionally, tend not shave

Majestic Liberty in her smoothness
 
 
 
 
 

High Tech Dude is our m00n
 

m00n walked into a bar and sats down. He starts dialling numbers like
there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his
cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and
tells him this is a very tough neighbourhood and he doesn't need any
trouble here.

Then m00n replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone
installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
The bartender says "Prove it." Then m00n dials up a number and hands his
hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into his hand and carries on
a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed
it!" "Yes", said m00n, "I can keep in touch with my banker, my
wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender
directs him accordingly.

m00n goes in ,but after 20 minutes, has not returned.
Fearing the worst given the neighbourhood, the bartender goes into the
men's room to check on him. There m00n is spread-eagled up against the

wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up
his behind.
"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
m00n turns, and retorts, "No, no, I'm ok. 'I'm the m00n' I'm just awaiting a fax."

ha ha ha
 

Butt things could get worse in the Worlds most famous place......
 

##
 

Below we see the visit of the police to investigate a missdemeaner
committed by an unknown rogue...

Who could be the offender huh? interrogation takes place colombo fashion.
Some think it hilarious and impossible, 'see the hands on the right pleading innocence?'
 
 

But the m00n sees all and like any good citizen takes up the camera to capture the evidence...
here you will see the real person the law has come to arrest.....

A look of amazement beams from both faces the school ma'am is captured,
her details duly recorded for evidence. Her impeccable character is dented surely?

Hmm I smell a rat she say's!

Confucius said!
(The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.)
(ssh! m00n's done a runner)
 
 

come here! where are you?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But what's this we see?... a visit from the most famous of loved characters!

Hey now ! listen up just be careful what you talk about ok?
there are some topics that are close to my.....heart!
 

"Mouse Balls"
 

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls
should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls
by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static & sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended a pair of spare balls be kept for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."
 

..... mickeym00n....
 
 
 
 

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