Red Jelly Cat Translucent red jelly, I have a huge dollop,
I pick up my spoon and give it a wallop!
It leapt off my dish sliding from table to mat.
And on the way down it clobbered our cat,
I started to whinge and rubbed at my belly,
Mom! The cat's cleared off; with most of my jelly...
It sat in my dish Like some precious jewel
I should not have hit it...I feel such a fool
Now momma she told me it is really rude,
To sit at the table and play with your food,
It's taught you a lesson I hope, but I'm afraid,
There's no jelly left That's all I had made.
I went out a sulking to capture that cat,
To lick off my jelly to make do with that,
Red jelly and cat hair! not much of a pud'
But maybe the roughage will do me some good,
As I sit sucking cat I learned the hard way,
So when at the table with food, do not play,
If cat does not get it, mom'll dish out the bother
With one foul swoop!!! Your next for a clobber...
...m00n...
Brian and Judy on holiday with us in Cyprus
Cat Flap Huh!
Excuse me!
I will just have to say,
This cat flap's rather small
In every bloomin way!
'Wood chip' must have made it
The measurement is not right,
I cannot squeeze in thro' it
The darn thing's far too tight,
Look! Pass me a blade saw
Just hook it on a paw,
I will make it bigger
A proper cat flap door.
Then I can come and sit awhile
It's warmer there than out
I reckon it must be tea time
Is there any food about?
...m00n...
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
My Best Lay Ever!
As the foreign body that was in me
Yet not part of me sought it's own release.
The pleasure turned into pain which was one
And at the same time painless, but almost unbearable.
I was being and wanted to be...split in two,
The agony which was ecstasy continued unabated,
Rushing on to reach it's zenith.. and then it was done!
There lay on the straw was a beautiful enormous pristine egg!
That's the best lay I ever had
said Gemima Duck
...m00n...
he ! he!
Sensuous Dream
Fondly as my fingers stray
To explore your curvaceous build
My mind fills with dream to play
With your future joys, not yet filled.
Your virgin laid body
For me the perfect treat,
You excite me beyond recognition
My heart it misses beats.
My pulse so strong
My nerve ends oh so tight!
I need you all of day and...
All through every night,
My yearning dream of this in life
My sobbing breath of love, no strife!
Your all my dream, can ever be
For a rented car is you,
I see...
...m00n...
Brian showing his true looks
No Quit!
When things go wrong, as they always will
And the road you trudge, seems so uphill,
When the funds are low and debts are high
You want to smile, but then you cry!
You can never tell how close you are
It may be near; though it seems so far,
So stick to your fight when hardest hit
When things seem worst, You must not quit!
...m00n...
This is dedicated today June 04th 1999 to
my friend Borealis Blizzard
Please! Win!
Your Kind
You think I do not listen
That, I do not understand,
But I am grateful for your kindness
As you take me by the hand.
I am just another number
Amongst a million computer folk,
And computers do not really care
You'd be shocked if the truth was spoke.
It's no big deal, I'm a number
No big deal they do not care,
But you always call me by my name
I'm happy when you're there.
I pray if ever you end up
In a situation like this sometime,
Someone kind will hold your hand
The way that you held mine.
Thank You for Always...
...m00n...
Our Bess is a Manchester Terrier and a lovable Rogue!
Friends
Many times it is hard to realize
How deep the love friend's share,
So great it crosses boundaries
Through time zones, space and air.
A friend is one who understands
The crying, day and night,
To put aside their problems
To listen of your plight.
Friendship, a two way working
A strength that's second to none,
A loving care that still exists
With all the shouting gone.
A friendship gets so bruised and torn
By the hardships that time sends
But the fight for our survival
Is won by real true friends.
...m00n...
George and he Dragon the Outlaws oops! In laws
Empty
An empty room, an empty chair
I think I'll sit and breathe the air,
The room it knows I want to cry!
And that I live a total lie.
I feel so fat although I'm slim
No one sees just where I've been
Empty room, empty chair
I think I'll sit and breathe the air.
Room of memories that I cherish
Most of which will die and perish,
The day I go no worry there
No other spirit will breathe the air.
...m00n...
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
well this caricature is better looking than the real me anyways
Fin:
As my age increases
My brain cells diminish
I reckon this poem
Will never be fin:
...m00n...
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