There was an old man from Madras
his hair hung down to his ass..
His barber got frisky
and that was sure risky
And now he thinks he's a lass...

m00n
 
 
 

Wow!

There was a young man from Greece
who worried he'd married his niece
But when she fully undressed
it caused him some stress
for a tool hung down her knees...

m00n
 
 

Curry bill

There was a young man named Bill
who farted and fired at will
each day slurrying a lot
co's his curry was hot
and now can never stand still

m00n
 
 
 

Job

If your job is once begun
Never leave it until it's done.
Be the labour great or small,
Do it well... or not at all.

 m00n
 
 

27 ways of knowing 'You're Over The Hill'

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You can live without sex but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age-and isn't breaking the law.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of fuel.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You make an appointment to see the dentist.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"

You have a dream about prunes.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word "equity" means.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.

hmm well welcome to old age...he he he
 

m00n
 
 
 

Manny

There was a young girl named Manny
she studied to be a good nanny
But the cash was so poor
she walked out the door
choosing life lived by the fanny

m00n
 

Nooo... Nooo... m00n i said you can 'Cook my Bass '
not---- -- ---
 
 

Simon

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair
Said simple Simon to the pie man
What have you got there?
...

'Pies you idiot'
 
 
 
 

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