Infectious

A smile is so infectious
you catch it like the flu.

Someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.

I walked around the corner,
when someone saw my grin...

with a beaming smile he realized,
I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile,
and I realized all its worth.

A single smile, just like mine,
could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected...

Let's start an epidemic quick
and get the world smile infected !
 

m00n
 
 

Angel

I am a tiny Angel
I'm smaller than your thumb;
I live in people pockets,
That's where I have my fun.
Before I was an Angel
I was the beauty in a flower;
God, himself, hand-picked me,
And gave me Angel power.
And, because God's always busy
With all he has to do,
He said that my assignment
Is to keep close watch on you.
Then he tucked me in your pocket
and blessed you with angel love,
Then, he told me to never leave
And I vowed I never would.

m00n

Sex

A little girl ran out to the backyard where her father was
working, and asked, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Like a good father, he sat her down, and told her all about the
birds and the bees. He told her about conception, sexual
intercourse, sperms and eggs etc... He also told her about
puberty and menstruation, etc.…

His daughter was somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge. Noticing her puzzled look, he asked, "So
what did you want to know about sex for?"

His little girl replied, "Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in
a couple of sec's..."
 
 

m00n laugh he he...
 
 

m00n Men
 

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your on your backside.

Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Holidays.
They never seem to belong enough.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

more...m00nsmiles ladies please!
 
 
 
 
 

m00n Watch

We have a m00n man standing watch
above us when we sleep
He also gathers up the hopes
and dreams we wish to keep
m00ntoon' is the sweetest voice
that whispers in our ears
With words of love and comfort
to conquer grief and fears
Of course he is our Guardian,
one friendship keeper too
Another just to help us mend
the thoughtless things we do
He is our Guardian holding love
he holds all our destiny
And helps us with our soul mate
with whom we were meant to be
We only have one real m00n
his job's for all... and free!
Making sure that you and I
are as happy as can be

m00n

Where God 'ain't'

He was just a little boy
on a week's first day.
He was wandering home from Sunday School
and dawdling on the way.

 He scuffed his shoes into the grass ,
He found a caterpillar.
He found a fluffy milkweed pod,
and blew out all the "filler."

 A bird's nest in a tree over head,
So wisely placed on high.
Was just another wonder
that caught his eager eye.

A neighbour watched his zig zag course,
and shouted him from the grass
Asking him where he'd been that day
before in anger kicked his ass

"I've been to Sunday School," he said
and turned a piece of sod.
He picked up a wiggly worm
replying, "I've learned a lot of God."

"M'm very nice way," the neighbour said,
"for a boy to spend his time."
"If you'll tell me where God is,
I'll give you something of mine."

Quick as a flash the answer came!
Nor where his accents faint.
"I'll give you a couple of quid Mister,
if you can tell me where God ain't...

m00n

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