This is a site of Fun and Emotional poems, some will make you laugh, others shed a tear ! The site has been written and mostly
compiled by the author Roy Nixon who lives deep within The heart of Sherwood Forest England.
 

Please note the content of this site is owned & copyright © to Roy Nixon
no reproduction in part or whole is permissible without prior consent
...m00n...® is a registered trade mark to the author
 
 
 
 
 
 

Hello! I am m00n
Be assured... there is only ONE

I hope you enjoy your stay and find the site funny yet emotional!  
 

''Isn't it a bit unnerving though' that doctors call what they do "practice?"
 
 

Dictums 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 

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m00n

If I raise a smile for you then my job was well done!
 
 
   

Sordid TV
 

How sordid we are as humans By the entertainment we all choose,

War Films or Soap Operas Each, top rated like the news.

Blood and murder, rape and wrath Nothing nice...so I turn off.

If every human took this stance TV would not stand a chance,

Of duping viewers with 'hate' and 'woe', And quickly find places nice to go!

Perhaps toward nature it's balance so pure

And it's nearest horror...

A pile of manure!

...m00n...
 
 

1953 Skegness, Lincolnshire

The youngest of four children meant that new clothes were unheard of...notice the
'cut open' toe sandals, we made them fit !

Also contrary to belief I had hair in abundance, it was wavy too.........waving 'Goodbye'
 
 
 
 
 

Starting New This Year
 

A new year came in earnest, full of ideas and excitement too

Resolutions flow like confetti, what else can one do?

We promise to be better, to give up that 'old vice' as well,

To make things seem more sweeter, 'nah!' I can tell............

Failure! always imminent, we've been down that road before

Never to be successful, you know the obvious score!

But listen and look intently, toward the sky and see

That ball of cheese with smiling face, well, That's me!.

I am always here with shining light, trying for many awhile

To lift your heart and every mood into a hearty smile

So raise yourself into a life that, is nothing short of fun

And I, can keep my smile forever knowing my work is done.

The new year now has earnest full of joy and glee

Confetti flows to celebrate all, including you and me

Your promise will be for always, never shall it be done

Your life to be full of successes, warmed by brother sun

The reward is now and always, felt daily straight up noon

By giving you the warmth love and respect that can only come from..m00n!!

Your very own friend in earnest.

May my luck always be at your side

....m00n....
 
 

Notice the trendy smile - I am the one on the left and was still drunk from the night before..
I was told that is what you do when you get married (first time)

September 12, 1970.
 
 

''If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?''

COMPUTER PRAYER

This tiny little prayer Keeps running thru my head.

God bless my mum and dad And bless my little dog

And look out for my family When things are looking grog!

And God, there's one more thing I pray that you could do

I hope you don't mind me asking But please bless my 'computer too?

Now I know that it's not normal To bless a motherboard

But just listen to me a second While I explain to you, dear Lord!

You see, this little metal box Holds more than odds & ends

Inside its small compartments Rest hundreds of my friends...

Some it's true I've never seen And most I've never met

We've never exchanged hugs Or shared a meal as yet....

I know for sure they like me By the kindness that they give

And this little heap of metal Is how I travel to where they live

My faith is how I know them Much the same as you

I share in what life brings them For that's how our friendship grew

"PLEASE" take an extra minute From your duties up above

To bless this heap of metal That's filled with so much love!
 

....m00n....
 
 

Soon after in 1973 our first
child, a son, was born and five years later a daughter followed. The family was complete.

Son Marc and Daughter Lisa first at school in 1980 and then 1998 at mine and Janita's wedding
 
 
 
 

Nightmare

I awake each morning to welcome the day

Not, that I have to but life is just that way,

I like to go walking just to meander along

But not now folk the enjoyments all gone.

Owing to a nightmare that makes my head drum

From those discarding 'chewed' chewing gum!

Those chewing addicts who throw down their stuff

Anywhere they cast it, when they've had enough,

Wherever you go one scans to avoid

That dreaded catgut the mawish enjoyed.

They do it to harass me what more can be said,

The slightest misjudgement, and in it you tread!

Whether all over carpets or welded to shoe.

It's wrecking my life, what more can I do?

I sat on our park bench having lunch with a chum

And got very stuck when it glued to my bum.

It was such a strange sight walking home in a daze

With a bench glued behind me, I may start a new craze.

All my mind could envisage was hundreds of folk

Carrying stuck bottom benches 'Oh! What a joke'!

All scurrying to work in the rush hour crush

Imagine the problem when they got on a bus,

I've developed the urge to clean up our City

To rid once and for all the strain, stress and pity,

I'll ban anyone chewing and make locks for their jaws

Those tacky 'gum slingers', will be no more.

But, when telling a friend of my gum slingers plight

He retorted!, We're so very lucky especially at night,

He raised his head skyward and whilst wiping an eye,

Chortled' Think yourself lucky, that Cows cannot fly!!!

....m00n.....
 
 
 

Yes! Mad m00n
 

Re installing Windows

I have bought a new computer Costing me more than a thousand pounds

Every time I switch it on It keeps on going down I used to think it was my friend

But now it drives me round the bend ,You'd be surprised at the time I spent

Re installing Windows

I switch it on what now is this? Something wrong with the config.sys

This is not my kind of bliss to be Reinstalling Windows

I wanted to share my printer, I wanted to share my files

But now I share my anger 'cos It drives me bloomin' wild

My words, they say, can be sublime, I've conquered cadence, mastered rhyme

But nowadays I spend my time

Re installing Windows

Reinstalling; oh what fun! It says it helps to get things done

Each day now are we all to spend

Re installing windows

Watch the screen; watch it say All you do is plug n play!

So why do I have to spend my day

Re installing Windows

It cannot find my printer It can't locate my mouse

The other day it told me Were in some other house

So still unplugged n still un played 'I emailed God ',in search of aid

He was far too busy, I'm afraid was

Re installing windows

Up before dawn for one more try If this Don't work?

How will to die?

Re installing windows

I used to like a drink or three No time now! not for me

I'm going to spend life well past eternity

Re installing Windows

It doesn't like my modem It detests every CD-ROM

Let's see if set up wizard Recognizes bombs!

I used to think it was my friend But now it drives me round the bend

You'd be surprised the time I spent

Re installing windows..

a...m00n...smile.
 

I hope by now you are smiling and feel the urge to read on?
 
 

Painful organ

This is a painful topic of which to write a rhyme

You can tell, I did not choose it That was done by a friend of mine.

Its about a body organ That's connected to your brain,

And it can wriggle, throb or go rigid And be murder if its in pain.

Some come large some come small Some are wrinkled but never tall.

You can slip it in a cover It can give horrific cramp,

Easy cleaned or be smelly Especially if it belongs to a tramp.

Sometimes its awkward standing! Or painful if lunged at your butt

By now you surely have guessed it,

I'm talking about a foot...

...m00n...
 
 

Illness

An illness is a hiccup!

Sent to upset our day,

But when it's past we realize

We're happy anyway.

...m00n...
 

Our Life

Our life can be traumatic Our life can be a bore,

But when the day is done We all ask God for more

Life may not be fantastic Nor can it be all play

But why?... when our minds get troubled

Do some take their life away?

...m00n...
 
 
 

Gods Creation

Jesus was the saviour Who died upon the cross,

For all the folk that followed him It was a tragic loss...

'Twas his proof of meaning The spirit of adoration,

That each and every living soul

Was truly God's creation.

...m00n...
 
 

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, he
parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new
baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a
wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long
talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now,
son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your
best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going
to spank you when we get back home. "I promise not to mention his ears at
all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched
the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a
beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little
Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor
say he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why, yes ... his doctor said he
has 20/20 vision." Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing,
cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!

loll

..m00n...
is watching see!
 
 
 
 
 

               
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